Sometimes they just fall asleep.

and you wonder where they learn it...

ONLY the Worthless would allow this to happen

Meet "Little P". Get your minds out of the gutter - P is short for Peter Parker. Duh.

Daisy sings the blues

OK, this is SO NOT worthless. But sometimes we have to have really great stuff to compare the worthless ones against just so you know how worthless they really are. Daisy has been in prior posts showing off her worthlessness. Now, Daisy will show off her singing abilities. For real. Enjoy.

Who is more worthless here?

"What do you mean we're worthless?"

The pinnacle of pathetic

Part chihuahua/dachshund and Gremlin.

Sometimes a good friend's butt is the perfect pillow

Sometimes, there are no words.

He is so Worthless...

...he can't even manage to drag his lazy body onto the cushion right next to him to sleep.

"W" for wwwwwow and worthless.

As Worthless as the first day we got him

Daisy

Deep Doggy Doo-Doo

Cosmo ran away. Cosmo got caught. Cosmo's person was mad. Cosmo is Worthless.

I had no idea

I always thought cats were worthless in an "I'm-selfish,-leave-me-alone,-I-am-not- providing-affection" kind of way. I am happy to know they can also be worthless in the Worthless Animal File way.

Not happy about this

Dog or slug?

And that is a reindeer costume.

Happy to be Worthless

The famous Worthless Window Move

Every dog has this move in their repertoire - this one is complete with flapping lips.