"What do you mean we're worthless?"

The pinnacle of pathetic

Part chihuahua/dachshund and Gremlin.

Sometimes a good friend's butt is the perfect pillow

Sometimes, there are no words.

He is so Worthless...

...he can't even manage to drag his lazy body onto the cushion right next to him to sleep.

"W" for wwwwwow and worthless.

As Worthless as the first day we got him

Daisy

Deep Doggy Doo-Doo

Cosmo ran away. Cosmo got caught. Cosmo's person was mad. Cosmo is Worthless.

I had no idea

I always thought cats were worthless in an "I'm-selfish,-leave-me-alone,-I-am-not- providing-affection" kind of way. I am happy to know they can also be worthless in the Worthless Animal File way.

Not happy about this

Dog or slug?

And that is a reindeer costume.

Happy to be Worthless

The famous Worthless Window Move

Every dog has this move in their repertoire - this one is complete with flapping lips.

Wild and Worthless

Here are a couple of examples from the Albuquerque zoo. They clearly don't feel the need to do their jobs of entertaining visitors.

Worthlessness in action

FYI - this dog is completely capable of getting on the bed all by herself. But if she sees me on the bed she will whine until I, or someone else, picks her up. This is the most pathetic whining, whimpering cry ever.

ZZZzzzzzzzzz

Center of attention

I guess her bed wasn't quite comfy enough.

He's killin' me