THIS IS NOT STAGED

I squatted down just to check my e-mail and I was not on the floor 30 seconds before jumped up and made herself comfy on my back.

Double dose of Worthless - POW!

Caption contest!

Here we have beloved Stella, who typically does not have a worthless bone in her body, has FINALLY gotten caught in the act. She is also begging for a caption. Please comment with your suggested caption. What do you win? Adoration, accolades and appreciation. And maybe some bragging rights.

She never ceases to amaze me

Seriously? What dog does this?

I don't know why I keep thinking she can't get more worthless because she clearly can.