A favorite spot

The most worthless ones, and I know you have seen them, are the ones that are permanently attached to their person at all times. Much like this one. If yours resembles this one at all, it will pitter-patter after you like a baby chick. It will want to be scooped up and loved on whether you stop to open the fridge or sit down to go pee. There it is, peering up at you with expectant doe eyes, seeming to say,"Pick me up and love me, even though I just spent the last 10 hours in bed with you laying on your belly. Please?"

Boss Lady

Good luck getting that remote away from her.

I don't even know what to say.

One of these things is not like the other...

...one of these things just isn't the same. One of these things is way more worthless than the others.

And that's not all...

...she has a matching coat.

Happy Easter

Dogs + Cars = Worthless

Play draw your attention to the poodle on the right. Notice how she looks kind of, um, pink? That's because SHE IS. This was taken is San Diego. The dog is pink. This would have been pathetic enough just watching the 2 of them laying around on a convertible on a busy street. Pink takes it to a whole new level and we, as viewers, applaud the pink.

Yes, he is sunning between the emergency brake and the stick shift.

Under Cover

You cannot hide from the worthlessness. Yes, she is sleeping under the covers. All 5 pounds of her. In a King size bed.

Too Worthless Not to Share

I know the quality is not the greatest but this shot is seriously too pathetic not to include. Both human and Corgi are completely crashed. Life is so rough.

How many ways can you say "worthless?"

With all these worthless critters laying around out there I am quickly going to run out of ways to say worthless. This, dear readers, is Boo Kitty. Looks more like BumKitty.

Ring-a-ding-ding

I am a silly thing.

Dreaming Worthless Dreams

Ahhhh, it's so good to be queen.

Rock-a bye-Courtney

Oh. My. Lord.

What about cats? You be the judge.

Also worthless.

Introducing ANOTHER worthless chihuahua

Tada! Introducing Tino, the worthless father of worthless Pita. See the resemblance? And, as you can see, worthlessness is apparently in the genes.

Who is actually more Worthless here?

Is it the dog - or the one who reads bedtime stories to the dog?

Wow.

Middle of the day and nothing better to do than lay around on the couch. In a foofy pink dress (or plaid shirt).

Yes, this dog is on the poker table.

I could lie and say that she is highly evolved for her species and actually knows how to play poker but, since this is The Worthless Animal File, you know that's not true. She jumps up there and rolls over so she can have her belly kissed. She is assuming the position.

Big Dogs Are Worthless Too

Especially if they are 65 pounds and sleeping in a chihuahua bed.

Working or Worthless?

Worthless, of course. Chihuahuas don't work.

Pathetic